Thirteen Things That Make Me a Redneck
1. I live out in the boonies on a gravel road.
2. My house is something that many would judge...I am the queen of the doublewide, folks:)
3. If you open my backdoor, you will encounter three goats who think they are puppy dogs...Lady, Tinkerbell, & Tammy/Tommy
4. I LOVE to just sit on a front porch swing & just watch the cows eat & be with my family.
5. I can keep up with anyone on a 4-wheeler...watch out!
6. I am a great shot...I don't hunt but I can hit any target...don't mess with me.
7. I have actually stood on a fence to keep a pig in her pen & was LIFTED off the ground & thrown 2 feet...stop laughing Katie...I don't miss Miss Prissy.
8. Most of the meat in my freezer came from animals that had names is a family members field:)! Hello Miss Wichita...:)
9. I have danced in the bed of a truck...yes, alcohol was involved.
10. I have gotten lost on a ranch only to run into the county deputy in the middle of the field & instead of asking me what I was doing...asked how I was & told me his daughter would be excited to see me.
11. I have drank on a sofa on a FRONT PORCH with friends...yes, yes I have.
12. I have actually been to a dance where men with no teeth, wearing wife beaters or old men in overalls have asked me to dance...I always opted for the old men:)
13. I LOVE country living & I would not change one thing on this list...many made me laugh as I jogged down memory lane but life as a Redneck is so much more fun:)!!
1. I live out in the boonies on a gravel road.
2. My house is something that many would judge...I am the queen of the doublewide, folks:)
3. If you open my backdoor, you will encounter three goats who think they are puppy dogs...Lady, Tinkerbell, & Tammy/Tommy
4. I LOVE to just sit on a front porch swing & just watch the cows eat & be with my family.
5. I can keep up with anyone on a 4-wheeler...watch out!
6. I am a great shot...I don't hunt but I can hit any target...don't mess with me.
7. I have actually stood on a fence to keep a pig in her pen & was LIFTED off the ground & thrown 2 feet...stop laughing Katie...I don't miss Miss Prissy.
8. Most of the meat in my freezer came from animals that had names is a family members field:)! Hello Miss Wichita...:)
9. I have danced in the bed of a truck...yes, alcohol was involved.
10. I have gotten lost on a ranch only to run into the county deputy in the middle of the field & instead of asking me what I was doing...asked how I was & told me his daughter would be excited to see me.
11. I have drank on a sofa on a FRONT PORCH with friends...yes, yes I have.
12. I have actually been to a dance where men with no teeth, wearing wife beaters or old men in overalls have asked me to dance...I always opted for the old men:)
13. I LOVE country living & I would not change one thing on this list...many made me laugh as I jogged down memory lane but life as a Redneck is so much more fun:)!!
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2 comments:
Darn tootin!!
Shana, you make me laught. Thanks for the lift.
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